2 followers

i have way to many fans.

big shouts to my 2 followers!

shout.

shout.

i inherited a basement today. i like bribary from divorc-ay parents to make me happy. where is my blackberry?

it rained alot this weekend and i M O'ed like in the notebook. just throw up

MEOW>fh

i want to listen to BSB The Call on repeat while i drown in a bath full of bacardi superior (hate).

goodbye crystal have fun on your world tour.

g2g

parker pulls a britney

since i'm having a mental breakdown as i walk, breath and type i thought it would be only necessary to do it britney style. so, today i had a huge meltodown in the overpass, thrashed lockers with an umbrella, swore and cried as a ripped off my hair and threw it all over the brown kids and LG's.

at least that's how it went in the daydream while i was getting a pretty regular haircut. fuck. i wish my life was more interesting.
in reality, my hair is much shorter and all references to being Zac Efron can be banished, i hope.

i tried to be on a diet this week after letting myself go in kelowna on the weekend. i gorged on cupcakes and chips and reese peanut butter cups until my fat seaped over the belt. that's when i decided a diet was in order, until that plan was immediatley tarnished at the sight of a mid week turkey dinner. i should just start smoking really, or bulimia is an option. I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO OVERWEIGHTISMS that curses my family.

for all the readers from UO, it's official. i am back at urban outfitters beginning April 26th. it's kind of a huge deal, you might need to take a nap before your shifts that day. parkerlyfe 2.0 is coming back. dealWITHIT!

okay, that's good enough. maybe i should just get twitter so my life was drift even more far away from privacy. all or nothing right? i just need to be famous.

frosted tips and chokers are back!

i should not have got the extra plate of fries at white spot. ugh.

congratulations everyone on surviving till friday. the weekend has much in store for you, i saw it in the stars. as for my friday, nothing interesting happened except writing a timed essay which i killed BTW and learning that I subsequently have a rather large highschool fanbase. surprising, really, because what have I ever done to try and get noticed at school except roll around on the floor like a cat playing with yarn, wear all black because everyday i'm mourning, and push people out of my fucking way? apparently, this draws in the fans who consist of school girls and gay boys of all ages taking my picture of the bye bye birdie cast poster in the school, and apparently following me to my art class and stalking me for 1 hour and 15 minutes while I draw dead people and paint it red. this was brought to my attention over lunch at white spot, and i'm deeply concerned for my safety. perhaps a large 8-foot-tall african immigrant looking for a job could be utilised in this situation as a body guard. good thinking.

today happens to be the CAST PARTY for BBB people. it's probably going to be the biggest rager of THA YERR. why? first, it's in the drama room in my school. second, it ends at 10pm sharp. third, party+teachers=obviously rager. i can't wait. i'm bringing meatballs, even though I don't even eat beef. that's how self sacrificing I am! :)

i'm contemplating returning to the chemically straightened ways of hair. this week, i've lived the CURLYLyfe and I'm not sold on it. what would really solve all my problems is if i just had frosted tips and a bowl cut and frosty eyebrows. then i would be a happier man.

AS FOR WORK RELATED NEWS, I'm still on the fence about my promised return to Urban Outfitters. yes, i know. shocking. mainly because the only hours left for good ol' p-lyfe are weekends...so...considering I've got plans for every weekend till July...it's not looking so hot. A summer job would be nice though. i need money for the trip to Montreal i'm taking. drinking age=18=parkerlyfe boozin. who even knows.

k have a good weekend. hopefully I don't go MIA for 3 months again.

i left the fridge open

current state: staring at my phone wanting to call J, too scared. eating Michelina's frozen dinner. flight of the conchords season 1 episode 4 plays.
i farted for a long time. too much yogurt? i don't know probably.
i'm going to the killers. good. i wish i was at the cambie.

bitch fights

current state: eating a leftover burrito and reading about the Top 10 car thiefs in B.C. i wonder if i know any of them. they all look like potential best friends.

i came home today from a awful day at school which i will tell you about in a second, only to find my people taking TV's out of my house while i was trying to get in. i thought i was getting robbed so i had a panic attack and hid instead of trying to stop anything, but it turns out it was just my dad's minions who work for him taking out our TV's to downsize. apparently we've had 4 spare TV's laying around my house i probably didn't even notice them. under a pile of laundry or something. who cares now, they're gone.

my stupid dog, who yes, survived the 3 months i ceased blogging, used this opportunity of "long periods of time with the door open" to break free from the 11 years he's spend with me and the rest of the clan and take off. this of course meant me wandering down the streets with a burrito waiting for me on the table, pissed off, wearing socks walking on my neighbours lawn to stop my in the midst of shitting dog. that's when the yelling began and the son of a bitch started running away from me. damn he's fast. finally, he made his way back into the house and begged for a treat and i almost killed him. now he's just sauntering around my house like he did nothing wrong. screw you maxi!

today at school, i was questioned for reportadley bullying the retards. Martin (the teacher) told me he's been hearing i've been treating the special needs girls cruely. i am pissed off, i never did anything of the sort. i tried pondering what i could have possibly done or even said to her and this is the only situation i could come up with.

Parker: "gahhh there is something in my eye. i hate this"

Girl: (blank stare)

Parker: "what do you do when you having something in your eye?"

Girl: "i don't know?"

Parker: "can you blow in my eye for me or something, jesus this hurts!"

and that's how i became a bully. bah.

surprise surprise, i got my english marks today and i'm getting the best mark. who the hell would have thought.

in french, i proceded to eat 4 pieces of paper covered in highlighter and pen ink, which i immediatley regretted after. people's boring ass speaches about Canada drove me to this insanity. HOT TIP: no one cares about canada.

tonight i get to watch Survivor, alone, because my family is going to the hockey game. oh well, i'll just cheer on the people while i eat a helmet full of yogurt. the parkerlyfe is a good lyfe. tomorrow should be good?

happy thursday eagles. fly!

hi i'm back who cares.

hello children of the corn.
i've come out of hibernation and lived to tell my story to you. the main reason for my absence is rehearsing everyday for Bye Bye Birdie, which now happens to be completed and only a memory. it was a raging success worth all the time and effort. thanks to all you babies who came to support Teen Boy #5 in action. that chapter of my life is donzo.
between new years ever and BBBglory, i managed to get my driver's license. how???? i don't know. so far my trips on the road have been really awkward and involved speeding, rabbits running infront of my car, dead ends, caribbean music, people hiding in the backseat and wine. how long will it be before i'm arrested for DUI? i should start a countdown.
i left the country before i got to out of hand in Canada which didn't help anything. mexico doesn't ID me so i just disco'ed the night away with random bar hoppers and got asked by a fat native named Channelle to "go up to her room to get into some trouble" that's when i threw up on her chin hairs.
the next phase in Parkerlyfe is planning an insanely outrageous grad party, a huge deal for JW's considering birthdays and everything else on earth are out of the picture, Graduation Parties are beyond belief and mine needs to trump everyones...just because.
also, i eagerly anticipate hearing from BCIT to see if i've been accepted into college which would be nice to know i'm getting my life on track instead of blogging for a living and spending copious hours on facebook. if i don't end up accepted, then there are various different paths to choose from. main choice: moving to australia. i have familia there and i've decided i'm bored of living in vancouver. it would only be for 6 months of so. but it's looking like that's the official plan.
today was a horrible waste of a day and my time in which i could have been sleeping. i watched 2 terrible movies, death of a salesman and some french one where the only thing i enjoyed was the french sex scenes which were raunchy and hairy and awkward. mm.
it rained alot today and even snowed for because it was april fools. mother nature decided to be a fucking dyke and play a joke on everyone by snowing which is exactly why i want to kill her.
ANOTHER BIG PIECE OF NEWS: i've decided i'm going to be a teen father because it's on my list of things to do. i've been scouting possible mothers who i can hook up with, who wouldn't mind being my baby mama. i've got a few who are the finalists so expect a baby parkerlyfe sometime soon.
i also i'm trying to get arrested before the 18th bday. i wikipedia'ed ways to get arrested and none of them are working for me. UGHUHGUHSUGH.
my final goal this year is to make a series of best friends from all over the world just like Paris Hilton does. if she can why the fuck can't i?
Danilo is my Serbian Best Friend (SBF) that's been accomplished.
Brynne is my Italian Best Friend (IBF)
Crystal is my Danish Best Friend (DBF)
Danielle is my Scottish Best Friend (SBF)
Jason Z is my Greek Best Friend even though he's not greek (GBF)
Grandma is my Ukranian Best Friend (UBF)
and now i only have a few cities to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now that my goals have been said and the general basis of my whereabouts the past 3 months, i'm off to feed my caged llamas.

did parkerlyfe die?

the answer is no. and expect a new posts. new blog. new pictures. maybe even new videos. parkerlyfe is back.

starting where i left off.

the rumours are true, i haven't blogged ALL year! sorry parkerlyfe readers, i'm sure you've all been starving for the latest dish on my lyfe in 2009, because too be honest...it's been unlike my 2008 life. for real.
let's see. last time i blogged, i don't remember what i said. i was on my way to a new years party which is where the beginning of my wild 27 days begins.
this year, i've managed to change a few things. i went to that crazy new years party where i made tons of new friends and felt like my life was going to take off from there. i also became single in the first week of this year, which is a pretty big change. i've been downtown almost everyday and rehearsing for bye bye birdie which is coming up sooner than later. i've partied, partied some more, and partied a little more and managed to find myself in a hurricane of new people and before i've been able to grasp it, i've fucked up a little bit which has made me lose friends and make enemies, unfortunately for me. i've driven alot and i'm getting my N soon and i've completed the first semester of grade 12, which means i've only got 1 more semester left until i'm a real human. who would have thought.
i saw Lil wayne which was a party and a half, getting second hand high off the entire stadium.
my memory doesn't stretch back that far while i'm writing on the spot, so if you ever have the chance you can ask me and i'll feel free to tell you the outrageous details.
but enough with the recent past, and on with the present and future. i've got way too much on my mind right now. college applications are due. ugh! i need to get on that ASAP. i've got rehearsals and i've got more parties to plan. i'm thinking of drastically changing the way i look and it could happen as early as this weekend. you wouldn't believe the changes coming my way.
also, i barely have time for parkerlyfe anymore, so don't be upset that there's not very up to date shit.

it's already 2009 in australia.

2008, quite the year. in my opinion 2007 was much crazier and surprising, but 2008 has been the year of redemption in my opinion. all the 2007 craziness got a break this year, but i'm not doubting that 2009 will ten times as crazy.

highlights of 08? there have been a few good, or great parties. i feel like overall, it's been the year of transition from being pretty popular at school to being a complete nobody, but also from going from nobody to popular outside of new west. i'm happy with that.

there have been some big weddings, some substantial deaths in my life, some surprisingly character changes in friends, i met alot of people in 08 that i think i'll be friends with for the rest of my life.

what i'm expecting in 2009? i expect to graduate highschool, complete Bye Bye Birdie, work alot in the summer, go to Montreal and then Alberta. I expect some good decisions and bad decisions and i don't think i'm ready to die on January 20th, which apparently is the date for my demise. I'm going to New York in january and Mexico in May. Then Australia sometime in the winter of 08. I expect to get a tattoo, and to get a really awesome job. It's all coming up and i can't wait to see it unfold.

2008 has been a slice, 2009 will be the year of years, i hope.

thanks 2008 parkerlyfe fanbase.

ISLANDLyfe

i'm on the island of vancouver. kinda wish i was in the city but whatever that's cool.
why am i here you ask? i've got a few friends named luke, seychelle and jayme which i am visiting and watching outrageous amounts of movies and eating insane quantities of fudge brownies and pumpkin pie. wow, i've really let myself go. i've decided i'll let myself really go for a few months and blame it on bye bye birdie. my role required such dedication that i NEEDED to gain 100 pounds. i had no choice. call me jared leto.
i bought the new GQ magazine where jennifer aniston is completely nude other than a tie. i feel awkward looking at nude pictures of a 40 year old woman...but then again, she's kinda hot. did i mention i've seen jennifer aniston in the flesh at my neighbours house? yes, in new west. i was walking home from school one day and all of a sudden jennifer aniston is there i thought the pens i was chewing all day at school might have been laced with acid but nope it was actually her. she was filming a movie call Travelling which will probably fly right to DVD.
speaking of jennifer and older woman, i saw the curious case of benjamin button last night and i did feel really awkward watching an old man fall in love with a 10 year old and then an old woman kiss a baby boy. passionatly. but overall, it was a good movie. see it.

my plans for a movie called Retards In Love which features a female down syndrome protagonist who falls in love with another boy with downs and follows their love story have been ruined now that i have been informed of another movie called The Other Sister. fuck!
oh well, i'll find another way to make millions.

2008 is nearing it's completion and that means new years eve is coming up. i better do something good this time. new years 08 i just sat in my house with brynne and looked at the wall. so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

today, kudos to crystal because it's her bday and she's an adult now. now, we can rent all the porn we've ever desired. yes!

also, my parents are really hating on me cause i told them that i've decided to postpone college for a while, so i can work fulltime and save money and have fun. who needs a full time career at 18? maybe you, but not me. i've been having lots of nightmares the past while a bout getting a stable career and being married and having kids by 20. it's not the life i want. ahhh!

-p lyfe

Urban Outfitters, I hardly knew you.

So this is it. Goodbye Urban Outfitters. Well, more like "see you later".

I get very nostalgic when I think about my nine fun filled months working downtown at Urban Outfitters. I never knew I would experience what I did there. I can see myself now begging my rents to let me at least apply downtown. I didn't want to work at Metrotown, so I made sure they we're cool with it. Dad wasn't cool with it, but I didn't think I'd get the job. I wanted to stand out so I'm sure you all know I made sure of that with my infamous kiss-ass resume with pieces of the Urban Outfitters bag glued on to it, a picture of myself and more self-selling than I've ever read. When I find it, I'll post it on here. It's pretty good.

Skip to my first interview with Kyle and Melissa, along with Jill and the other chick who had no fucking clue what she was talking about.

Skip to taking that test sweating my palms off trying to answer correctly.

First shift with Kat, whatever happened to her and getting trained by Catherine.

The rest is history. Through nine months at a retail store, who knew I would make life long friends, experience belly laughs, tears in the office, dealing with shoplifters, sweating my ass off finding shoe sizes, wanting to kill myself with the RF gun, and get my heart teased and broken before my eyes. It's all part of the retail world downtown. And I wouldn't change any of it, except for maybe the incident on Wednesday. (See my post before this)

-Tiu-Wen, you're the coolest boss. I hope you go on to make millions and become the most successful business woman. The female Donald Trump.

-Walter, i'm no longer scared of you. I'm happy I have the title of your favorite employee. When i come back i'll make you and Jean-Pierre proud.

-Troy, grandpa, don't hate your grandson. We're family. I'll come by sometime with a chocolate covered baby and we'll talk about our lives.

-Michelle, you big gypsy, thanks for being the best manager ever. I hope you find a husband and i better be invited to your wedding.

-Marshall, my uncle, thanks for setting me straight by telling me i was a "not all there". It was a good kick in the ass to do a better job. I hope you're life turns around by the time I'm back.

-Melissa, you hired me, what else could i thank you for. I'll bring you an oat fudge bar complimentary of the ginger baldness at Starbucks one of these days.

-Calvin, don't really know you all that well, but it's been good.

-Babyliss, thanks for the cookies. I hope you find yourself a nice jewish clubbing partner.

-Galgore, hey, see you at school.

-Lincole, you will be greatly missed. But don't worry i'll pick you up every friday night to skytrain with you and hear the hot goss with mcflurries.

-Jillionaire, we get hired together, we die together.

-Katie, let's talk on facebook chat. We're good at that.

-Jeff, i hope you know you owe me for that polar bear cookie. jokes.

-Alex, PG represent!

-Alyssa and Nick, have a good trip back to Tdot. Maybe i'll see you some day.

-Chris Ferroux, you are a very good runner. You actually run. That's good.

-Jessica, i'm happy you finally got some sleep now that you're not at the restaurant.

-Lou mama, you're a good guy. That's all i can say.

-Mika, i'm all full up on your love.

-Molly, i'll never forget you drinking from the water cooler on the ground. Classy.

-Heather Ferroux, stick around. Shoes needs your skills.

-Kari Underwood, good times on the skytrain. Sorta. See you around!

-Louise, i'll definitely see you in the VIP section at Stone Temps with your boyfriend Rick Ross. You're my savior when it comes to cash.

-Mijung, don't miss me too much. I know it makes your day when i'm there. Not.

-Big Time Tones!, when i get back you better be nominated for an oscar. Or else. HAIRSPRAY4EVER.

-Calla, even though you think i don't eat and give me the evil eye, you know you're one of my faves. Delta represent!

-Meg, OC Scene Face-off. That's all i can say. Carmeg4ever.

-Catherine, you read the book with me on my first day, and i will miss you.

-Donny, my father, find me a good mother. You are my main man at this store. Forrealz.

-Jaderade, come see me in my play for sure. I'm happy I can fulfill your Zac Efron fantasties by just walking around you.

-Carson, you're a creep. But it's ok.

-Brettney Spears, i don't blame you anymore. Friends.

-Tammy and Shannon, keep doing what you're doing. The store always looks freakin amazing.

-Aaron Morten, meow.

-Roy, i never see you because you work mornings, but that's ok. Good working with you.

-Jeanette, i guess i'll pay for our baby. But while i don't have a job now you'll have to do it. Oh well.

-Bronagh (Bona), DICK TO FITS, I love you. You're the Vanessa to my Zac hahaha. See you on webcam.

-Ashleigh, i'll see you in vancouver around sometime. I usually do :P

-Maiko, when i'm 19 i'll for sure come see you dance at the clubz.

EVERYONE ELSE! I never got to really know you, but i'll miss you. You've all been a great part of my Urban Experience.

Oh, and yeah, Jen Kenny. i have to much to say to you. hopefully you're allowed to talk to me still, but thanks for making me stick around instead of quitting after 2 months. After all, you're kinda the reason. but everyone knows that.

Anyways, it's been a killer time. Thanks for making it what it was. I'll see you in April if you still work there. Please stick around and come see me in Bye Bye Birdie! March 26, 27, 28!

I know you will all miss my pouty face and constant growling.

Parkerlyfe, out.

a christmas eve story: parkerlyfe edition.

happy holiday's parkerlyvers.

i hope you all get amazing gifts and get fat off turkey that you are so satisfied and drink lots of cocoa, wear christmas sweaters and carol to your wits end. i, unfortunatley, will be doing none of the above. except maybe for the get fat off turkey part, but you know that happens everyweek.

today was christmas eve. it was a 50/50 good/bad day. here's how it all went down gang:

i woke up pretty early deciding that i wanted to look good for work and be there on time, actually with so much time to spare that i could get a coffee, well actually an earl grey tea misto, from starbucks. the snow however had different plans. my dad thought it would be hip to drive me to the closest station to his work, Holdem, a station i've never even heard of since i'm always on the otherside with royal oak and shiz. anyways, the snow made sure i was 45 minutes late and very cold with the delays at the stations. BOO! not happy at all. so i stumbled into work wet and upset and feeling guilty for being so late. but here's where the day flips to good. i had a good day at work! i worked out cash, met nice last minute xmas shoppers, got that tea misto on my break and the works! weooo! good. the day actually went by very fast, considering it was a usually long 9-5 thinger. 

ok, flip back to bad. extremely bad. nightmarishly bad.

so brynne comes in a meets me at work at 5 when i got off after i broke even with cash (thats good). since it's my last real day with 40 percent discount, i thought it would be good to by some stuff, try some stuff on blah blah blah blah. brynne did too considering she's my discount getter. anyways, at cash wrap, she thought it would be funny to force me to buy nail polish for her, since she bought me coffee the other day. i told her no even though i would buy it for her (4$, whatevs) but she put it in my pocket thinking i knew it was there. so when i get to cash, i grabbed another nail polish for her and wrung it up and she thought it was the one in my pocket. not so much. so tiu-wen comes and checks me out at the door and i have no idea what's about to happen when i'm patting my pockets and holy shit there is nail polish in there.

what a nightmare. 

i know she understands but still, i wanted to end my time at urbz on a good note. now it's going to be lurking in everyones minds the whole "what if he was trying to pull a fast one". i feel like shit. so does brynne. fuck i still feel sick.

anyways so i left wanting to throw up all over the sidewalk but then i went to crystals and she made a nice dinner where me her and brynne ate a loaf of bread and ben and jerrys, listened to much dance 2000 and drank cheap wine. then, we went hope and took a blow up boat down a hill in new west and that was fun. 

and here i am. you're all waiting for santa to drop down your chimney. i'm blogging on parkerlyfe. i bit the inside of my tongue and i'm definitely going to have a canker and my feet are very dry. i think the winter does it to them.

so yeah. everyone have a good time celebrating christmas.  

i was thinking...

i wonder if i really will die young and it will be a mysterious death, then people will take PARKERLYFE the blog and publish it into a best seller.

my fingers are too cold to type

it's very difficult to type today. this post will be short. i decide school is not worth my time on the last day before holidays. 

today i got really mad because when i woke up and turned out my TV much music was just playing America's Best Dance Crew and i effing hate that show. turns out it's marathon day for that ballsack of a show. 

screw Mario Lopez.

and there were no waffles and before i went to bed i was really excited to wake up and eat my golden crisp waffles. errrhg.

Rachel will be arriving soon. :D :D :D :D :D i hope that drive isn't really shittay because it's blizzarding in BC right now. i'm crossing my fingers and toes, but i can't feel them so it makes no difference. 

okay.

just bitter. not bittersweet.

hey fans

it's about time school come to an end. seriously. i've had enough of doing nothing in marketing class and being ready to shoot myself in accounting cause i'm so bored. a nice break would be just what the doctor ordered. that and world peace.

it's fucking cold out, as you all know. i'm just reminding you if you are in doors being warm. going outside makes me really sad. 

rachel is coming to vancouver! i know! holy holy holy! she gets here tomorrow but i wont see her i have to work, but i can't wait to spend all this time with her it's gunna be so good. i've got to think of some great vancouver things to do with her. she's from prince george, they don't have a ton of the things we do. if you were not from the city, what would you wanna do? i dunno.

dear people that i go to school with. you all suck. i hate you all so much and never want to be any of your friends. you're all exactly the same and have no speck of uniqueness about any of you. you think you rule because you go fucking eachother and getting STD's which is so fun and drinking beers and eachothers houses. i sound like a jealous bitch and you can all call me it if you want. who gives a fuck. 

i'd rather not hang out in the gay suburbs of new west and get a real life in vancouver and hang out with older people who aren't caught up in their own terrible american eagle wearing lives.

you all need a reality check. kay. sorry i'm just really bitter against some people. 

on the other hand, people i work with are good. i'm really gunna miss you all when i'm gone. *sigh* i don't want to leave. :( 

i'm pissed off because whenever i eat something, acne just wants to happen. screw acne!

i went to the gym today to work on my summer physique. you can never start to early. and don't forget it is hot-tub season all you fatty cakes who think you can stuff your faces with christmas spirit aka ham and cake. keep in mind the hot-tub. 

my head hurts from all the hate going on in this post. i'm gunna lighten things up abit.

2009 is coming right around the corner and i've got to think of some sweet resolutions. judging by this post, maybe i should learn to forgive and stop holding grudges. that's a good one. i'm gunna learn how to play the piano again. 

2 resolutions are planned. only 148 more to go till i'm normal. 

my new years resolution should just be simple: change everything. 

BREAKING NEWS:

the conclusion of parkerlyfe's hiatus

sorry about all the lame hiatus'. i SUCK at blogging apparently. 

i am so tired. i haven't fully recovered from saturday and i am still just a mess. 

this stupid parkerlyfe blog needs to get rid of britney and come up with a new layout. it's gunna happen soon.

hot tips: 

i'm moving out. 

if you haven't heard the latest parker goss, i'm done at urban outfitters on december 26th. the rumours are true. (not forever though)

i'm so happy i'm starting to make new friends, mainly because all my friends suck so bad. they really do.

i also realized this week i'm a really mean person, i'm not just mean i'm cruel. i need to fix that ASAP. i don't even realize i'm doing it...oh well. it's gunna happen. i can't wait for new years and all my resolutions. you know their gunna be good. 

KAY.

the golden post

this is my 50th post on parkerlyfe. time for champagne! do you really care?
i'm getting sick. damnit. my throat is so sore from the cold and the musical and i'm just a mess. i haven't been sick since march. this could be a sign that the end is near.

i'm really busy right now but i'll post alot more soon. tomorrow should be a big day!

meow

meow meow meow

hey all you big cats
it's 11:07, i got back from work some time ago, and i shouldn't be eating but instead i'm having cold eggrolls and i'm really enjoying them. i'll probably through them up after i drink a carton of milk.
so yesterday in parkerlyfe, i bought a really shiny suit which rules and makes me stand out from all the other fools that wear non-shiny suits. muahha. i really enjoy it and i wish i could wear it to work. no.
BUT i did get to wear my suit to Hairspray the musical, which i was with Lincole and Big Time Tones whose name has been officially changed to Sasha Fierce. :)
on my way home from last night's event, i took a cab ride with a nice arabic man with a beard whom i had a deep conversation with. he told me alot of sad stories about his life and how he has to little girls to feed at home and that's why he's working for the cab business. he used to be a truck driving but the economy kicked his ass. damn bush. i won't get into what he started to rave about next (bush), even though i could barely understand him through the muffle of his face muff. i just smiled.
at work today, i saw my friend from montreal which was really random but awesome considering i haven't seen her in quite a few months, possibly an entire year! EEEEK!!!!!!!!!! so yeah, good stuff.
i've managed to blast up my accounting mark and i might have managed to maneuver/cheat my way to a C+ from an I. congrats to me!
horrible news everyone. i think Molly the hobo died. if you have any doubts, you can even ask louise! why do i think this? the other day, i saw her enjoying some Hershey chocolate which i'm sure she saved up for for days. she was really enjoying it and i thought maybe it was the start of my good friend Molly to get her life back.
today, however, i find Molly face down on the street, not moving at 3:00 pm. her new sign which probably was going to say like "poor and homeless. sincerely molly." was only have done and i swear she was just lying there motionless. THEEEEEEEN louise and i were chatting and she said she saw her in the exact same position at 1:00 pm!

god please don't let it be true.

on my way back to the skytrain, Molly who always sits her in normal spot everyday, was no where to be found. oh molly, if you read parkerlyfe please comment and let me know you're alive and please start working at Urban. you get sweet discounts!

i have absolutely no idea when my rehearsals are this week i'm a big disorganized mess. whatever. who cares.
jen kenny is home!
JEN KENNY IS BACK! YES! :) she probably forgot all about me. oh well it happens. tears :(

i've decided in 2009 i'm going to have a signature look. what it will be i'm not sure. i'll come up with something.

good night earth. parkerlyfe must sleep.

less zac efron, more ian curtis.

sorry. i've been busy.

i can't even remember my last post. it probably sucked.

anyways, this one will too. my family got bad news when we found out one of our close family friends commit suicide on monday. he was really young and had a family. my parents are devestated and i'm pretty upset too. it's a weird feeling, especially after you just saw the person a few days before...sad. 

tonight i was supposed to see lady gaga but since my parents are jews they are grounding me for being cheeky and making me stay in. i really don't like my family when i comes to these things. it makes me so mad!!!! i'm going to move on in the summer, it's been decided. either i'll live on campus at BCIT or i'll just find some drug addict to room with because it'd probably be cheap rent.

today was awful. i'm sorry for all the complaining but you know i never get much of a break.

i was supposed to have rehearsal today till 5, but of course i waited around all D block (my spare) and even went through the hassle of switching my shift with alex for her 7-cl and last minute they tell me it's cancelled. :) so that was a waste. i got my report card. F. A. F. 

good job parker! keep succeeding! 

musical times have been in overdrive, with mon-fri (wait mon-THURS) rehearsals and i'm exhausted. it's so intense.

another thing, i'm really tired of obsessed twilight people. get a life, thats what i have to say to them. then again, i'm the one on the computer blogging. 

tomorrow i'm going to see hairspray tomorrow with toni and lincole! that's going to be fun. i actually can't wait :) :) :)

other than that, i've been really missing rachel these days. like the type of missing that makes me really sick. i'm really bad with the feeling where i can't do anything about a situation. it kills me. i'm dying.

my mom bought a new car today. it's a cadillac. sweet. maybe i'll drive it when i get my N, which will probably be uhm never.

i've realized what my problem is. i'm just a spoiled rich kid who just complains and has everything given to him. i've never gotten something i didn't want. i need a major reality check because really i'm still unhappy. 2009, my legacy will begin. i'm going to venture to the lowest of the lows, and pits, so that i will appreciate my life. less zac efron more ian curtis. 

parkerlyfe out.