ISLANDLyfe

i'm on the island of vancouver. kinda wish i was in the city but whatever that's cool.
why am i here you ask? i've got a few friends named luke, seychelle and jayme which i am visiting and watching outrageous amounts of movies and eating insane quantities of fudge brownies and pumpkin pie. wow, i've really let myself go. i've decided i'll let myself really go for a few months and blame it on bye bye birdie. my role required such dedication that i NEEDED to gain 100 pounds. i had no choice. call me jared leto.
i bought the new GQ magazine where jennifer aniston is completely nude other than a tie. i feel awkward looking at nude pictures of a 40 year old woman...but then again, she's kinda hot. did i mention i've seen jennifer aniston in the flesh at my neighbours house? yes, in new west. i was walking home from school one day and all of a sudden jennifer aniston is there i thought the pens i was chewing all day at school might have been laced with acid but nope it was actually her. she was filming a movie call Travelling which will probably fly right to DVD.
speaking of jennifer and older woman, i saw the curious case of benjamin button last night and i did feel really awkward watching an old man fall in love with a 10 year old and then an old woman kiss a baby boy. passionatly. but overall, it was a good movie. see it.

my plans for a movie called Retards In Love which features a female down syndrome protagonist who falls in love with another boy with downs and follows their love story have been ruined now that i have been informed of another movie called The Other Sister. fuck!
oh well, i'll find another way to make millions.

2008 is nearing it's completion and that means new years eve is coming up. i better do something good this time. new years 08 i just sat in my house with brynne and looked at the wall. so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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today, kudos to crystal because it's her bday and she's an adult now. now, we can rent all the porn we've ever desired. yes!

also, my parents are really hating on me cause i told them that i've decided to postpone college for a while, so i can work fulltime and save money and have fun. who needs a full time career at 18? maybe you, but not me. i've been having lots of nightmares the past while a bout getting a stable career and being married and having kids by 20. it's not the life i want. ahhh!

-p lyfe