Friday, December 19, 2008

i was thinking...

i wonder if i really will die young and it will be a mysterious death, then people will take PARKERLYFE the blog and publish it into a best seller.

my fingers are too cold to type

it's very difficult to type today. this post will be short. i decide school is not worth my time on the last day before holidays. 

today i got really mad because when i woke up and turned out my TV much music was just playing America's Best Dance Crew and i effing hate that show. turns out it's marathon day for that ballsack of a show. 
screw Mario Lopez.
and there were no waffles and before i went to bed i was really excited to wake up and eat my golden crisp waffles. errrhg.

Rachel will be arriving soon. :D :D :D :D :D i hope that drive isn't really shittay because it's blizzarding in BC right now. i'm crossing my fingers and toes, but i can't feel them so it makes no difference. 

okay.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

just bitter. not bittersweet.

hey fans

it's about time school come to an end. seriously. i've had enough of doing nothing in marketing class and being ready to shoot myself in accounting cause i'm so bored. a nice break would be just what the doctor ordered. that and world peace.
it's fucking cold out, as you all know. i'm just reminding you if you are in doors being warm. going outside makes me really sad. 

rachel is coming to vancouver! i know! holy holy holy! she gets here tomorrow but i wont see her i have to work, but i can't wait to spend all this time with her it's gunna be so good. i've got to think of some great vancouver things to do with her. she's from prince george, they don't have a ton of the things we do. if you were not from the city, what would you wanna do? i dunno.

dear people that i go to school with. you all suck. i hate you all so much and never want to be any of your friends. you're all exactly the same and have no speck of uniqueness about any of you. you think you rule because you go fucking eachother and getting STD's which is so fun and drinking beers and eachothers houses. i sound like a jealous bitch and you can all call me it if you want. who gives a fuck. 
i'd rather not hang out in the gay suburbs of new west and get a real life in vancouver and hang out with older people who aren't caught up in their own terrible american eagle wearing lives.
you all need a reality check. kay. sorry i'm just really bitter against some people. 

on the other hand, people i work with are good. i'm really gunna miss you all when i'm gone. *sigh* i don't want to leave. :( 

i'm pissed off because whenever i eat something, acne just wants to happen. screw acne!

i went to the gym today to work on my summer physique. you can never start to early. and don't forget it is hot-tub season all you fatty cakes who think you can stuff your faces with christmas spirit aka ham and cake. keep in mind the hot-tub. 

my head hurts from all the hate going on in this post. i'm gunna lighten things up abit.
2009 is coming right around the corner and i've got to think of some sweet resolutions. judging by this post, maybe i should learn to forgive and stop holding grudges. that's a good one. i'm gunna learn how to play the piano again. 
2 resolutions are planned. only 148 more to go till i'm normal. 

my new years resolution should just be simple: change everything.