BREAKING NEWS:

the conclusion of parkerlyfe's hiatus

sorry about all the lame hiatus'. i SUCK at blogging apparently. 

i am so tired. i haven't fully recovered from saturday and i am still just a mess. 

this stupid parkerlyfe blog needs to get rid of britney and come up with a new layout. it's gunna happen soon.

hot tips: 

i'm moving out. 

if you haven't heard the latest parker goss, i'm done at urban outfitters on december 26th. the rumours are true. (not forever though)

i'm so happy i'm starting to make new friends, mainly because all my friends suck so bad. they really do.

i also realized this week i'm a really mean person, i'm not just mean i'm cruel. i need to fix that ASAP. i don't even realize i'm doing it...oh well. it's gunna happen. i can't wait for new years and all my resolutions. you know their gunna be good. 

KAY.

the golden post

this is my 50th post on parkerlyfe. time for champagne! do you really care?
i'm getting sick. damnit. my throat is so sore from the cold and the musical and i'm just a mess. i haven't been sick since march. this could be a sign that the end is near.

i'm really busy right now but i'll post alot more soon. tomorrow should be a big day!

meow

meow meow meow

hey all you big cats
it's 11:07, i got back from work some time ago, and i shouldn't be eating but instead i'm having cold eggrolls and i'm really enjoying them. i'll probably through them up after i drink a carton of milk.
so yesterday in parkerlyfe, i bought a really shiny suit which rules and makes me stand out from all the other fools that wear non-shiny suits. muahha. i really enjoy it and i wish i could wear it to work. no.
BUT i did get to wear my suit to Hairspray the musical, which i was with Lincole and Big Time Tones whose name has been officially changed to Sasha Fierce. :)
on my way home from last night's event, i took a cab ride with a nice arabic man with a beard whom i had a deep conversation with. he told me alot of sad stories about his life and how he has to little girls to feed at home and that's why he's working for the cab business. he used to be a truck driving but the economy kicked his ass. damn bush. i won't get into what he started to rave about next (bush), even though i could barely understand him through the muffle of his face muff. i just smiled.
at work today, i saw my friend from montreal which was really random but awesome considering i haven't seen her in quite a few months, possibly an entire year! EEEEK!!!!!!!!!! so yeah, good stuff.
i've managed to blast up my accounting mark and i might have managed to maneuver/cheat my way to a C+ from an I. congrats to me!
horrible news everyone. i think Molly the hobo died. if you have any doubts, you can even ask louise! why do i think this? the other day, i saw her enjoying some Hershey chocolate which i'm sure she saved up for for days. she was really enjoying it and i thought maybe it was the start of my good friend Molly to get her life back.
today, however, i find Molly face down on the street, not moving at 3:00 pm. her new sign which probably was going to say like "poor and homeless. sincerely molly." was only have done and i swear she was just lying there motionless. THEEEEEEEN louise and i were chatting and she said she saw her in the exact same position at 1:00 pm!

god please don't let it be true.

on my way back to the skytrain, Molly who always sits her in normal spot everyday, was no where to be found. oh molly, if you read parkerlyfe please comment and let me know you're alive and please start working at Urban. you get sweet discounts!

i have absolutely no idea when my rehearsals are this week i'm a big disorganized mess. whatever. who cares.
jen kenny is home!
JEN KENNY IS BACK! YES! :) she probably forgot all about me. oh well it happens. tears :(

i've decided in 2009 i'm going to have a signature look. what it will be i'm not sure. i'll come up with something.

good night earth. parkerlyfe must sleep.

less zac efron, more ian curtis.

sorry. i've been busy.

i can't even remember my last post. it probably sucked.

anyways, this one will too. my family got bad news when we found out one of our close family friends commit suicide on monday. he was really young and had a family. my parents are devestated and i'm pretty upset too. it's a weird feeling, especially after you just saw the person a few days before...sad. 

tonight i was supposed to see lady gaga but since my parents are jews they are grounding me for being cheeky and making me stay in. i really don't like my family when i comes to these things. it makes me so mad!!!! i'm going to move on in the summer, it's been decided. either i'll live on campus at BCIT or i'll just find some drug addict to room with because it'd probably be cheap rent.

today was awful. i'm sorry for all the complaining but you know i never get much of a break.

i was supposed to have rehearsal today till 5, but of course i waited around all D block (my spare) and even went through the hassle of switching my shift with alex for her 7-cl and last minute they tell me it's cancelled. :) so that was a waste. i got my report card. F. A. F. 

good job parker! keep succeeding! 

musical times have been in overdrive, with mon-fri (wait mon-THURS) rehearsals and i'm exhausted. it's so intense.

another thing, i'm really tired of obsessed twilight people. get a life, thats what i have to say to them. then again, i'm the one on the computer blogging. 

tomorrow i'm going to see hairspray tomorrow with toni and lincole! that's going to be fun. i actually can't wait :) :) :)

other than that, i've been really missing rachel these days. like the type of missing that makes me really sick. i'm really bad with the feeling where i can't do anything about a situation. it kills me. i'm dying.

my mom bought a new car today. it's a cadillac. sweet. maybe i'll drive it when i get my N, which will probably be uhm never.

i've realized what my problem is. i'm just a spoiled rich kid who just complains and has everything given to him. i've never gotten something i didn't want. i need a major reality check because really i'm still unhappy. 2009, my legacy will begin. i'm going to venture to the lowest of the lows, and pits, so that i will appreciate my life. less zac efron more ian curtis. 

parkerlyfe out. 

lyfe is a dream.

k i've been so busy the past few days it's ridiculous. BAD BAD BAD TIMES! musical here, work there, school, college application time and the works. i'm going to pop with stress and it's starting to become more and more noticable. i'm starting to look like shit everyday, i'm getting pimples, my pants are getting baggy. i'm just not myself! ugh. good thing i'm leaving vancouver and going to live parkerLYFE with rachel in prince george. i can't wait to get away. but when i get back i'm sure it's going to be helll all over the place again. i never really get a break.

today, i waited for the bus for an hour in the pouring rain. when it finally came after an hour, it drove past me. i was cold and wet. and mad.

my mom picked me up and drove me to the skytrain, which when i got on, was delayed. 

the reason i was getting on the skytrain was to go downtown and pick up my backpack i forgot at work, and therefore fell behind badly in school cause of. 

:)

bottom line is i can't wait till the day is when i'm passing all my classes, the musical is done and i move on with my lyfe. UGH. 

i'll be sure to update the blog more when i'm less full up with shit to do. hope you're all well. 

"you're the guy that get's left by his wife"

today i danced quite a bit. well, sort of. i did alot of cheesy broadway moves. 

i've decided parkerlyfe lacks something. i think it's videos. i'm going to start video taping segments of my life, it will ALLL be reality nothing will be rehearsed like the hills. it's straight up parkerLYVIN. yes, that's what i'll call it. YES!!!!!

other than that, i went to school 30 seconds after i woke up so i looked and felt wonderful today. good thing i didn't have to go to work. that would have sucked showing up in sweat pants and a hoodie. fired.

other than this exciting times, i ran N-Grub today again with just emma and we are the worst employees there so that was a bust. we pretty much served frozen hot-dogs saying they were cooked. next thing you know i'm going to be appologizing on TV like the maple leaf guy for all the deaths i've caused due to samonela hot dogs and un-boiled water. *sigh*

tonight there is a big meeting for the Bye Bye Birdie's cast PARENTS where they can get all the info they want. i could go if i wanted but really i don't. the rents will go and get my schedule which will help me alot in the upcoming decisions of when i'm available to work. ahhh.

so, today wasn't as exciting as yesterday. whatever. i'll end my post with 5 interesting facts about myself which you probably never knew.

1. i have no canine teeth, they were grinded to oblivion. 

2. i hate all things to do with pickles.

3. i was a jaundice baby and i had to lay in the sun my first 2 weeks of life to turn me from simpson to human.

4. my biggest fear is needles.

5. i bite my finger nails.

parkerlyfe, out