just sayin

i did finally see pineapple express yesterday and it was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

go see it! i love judd apatow movies they are all my favorite. just so you know. 

if you do catch the film, the beginning of the movie features this guy in the picture. 

and just so you know he did come into urban outfitters while i was working and he bought argyle socks. not that i was creeping or anything.

jen kenny and alyssa know what i'm talking about. 

and no i didn't talk to him i'm not that creepy. 

what do you say...

i've been slacking alot because of this wedding. not my wedding. 

seth and sarah's wedding is in a week i'm freaking out. i have no idea what to say in my speach. does anyone have any ideas??? what do you say in a speach at a wedding. it's all kind of new for me. 

suprise!

surprise! i said i was going to be away for 11 days, and technically i am. but today i decided to come home for 2 days just because why not. 

birch bay was fun. it felt so good to just sit there in the sun and not think or move or make any choices. so great. i wish i could get paid and make a living off doing that. maybe one day in a perfect world. anyways, this did something for my paper skin which i'm proud of. not more transparency. it was all good family fun but i thought a weekend would be better spent with friends in vancouver and my parents can have the cabin to themselves to do whatteeever they want. 

...

i just checked the showtimes for pineapple express and i pretty much missed them all. the next ones in 20 minutes. DAMN!

tofino should be fun hopefully i don't die surfing or get hypothermia. then again i shouldn't worry about those ways of dying. i could die ANYWHERE! i just thought about that. think about it.

-i could be on a greyhound?

-i could be at the Majestic (i wish) getting hammered. literally!!!!!!

-i could be attacked by a bear looking for food in my house.

-i could be locked in a dungeon by my parents and raped for 20 years?

there are so many unbelievable stories that are happening this year. maybe i'm next. i really hope when i die that it was really over the top and then everyone hears about it and i get kinda famous. and i get R.I.P Parker McMullin facebook groups. please do that for me. 

the search for an F.I.D. is still on. it's really beginning to take it's tole i'm getting all stressed and aggressive over it. i'm going to go to desperate measures if this problem doesn't get resolved and i mean FAST! someone help me! 

so i'm going to do something and make the most of a friday night. not blog all night. 

bye

P.S.

the new blog is temporary.

DON'T CRY!

lame and cheesy

that's what my layout is.

soak it in. feel it. live it.

it won't around much longer. 

the shortest trip in the world

i went to kelowna for 16 hours today. 5 of which i was sleeping. that is officially my record for shortest trip evs. 

though it was short, it was lots of fun. i'm surprised! i wasn't it expecting to be all that fun but it really was. hopefully i get pics up soon or whatevs. 

it was a Grease themed grad party. grease reminds me of when i had a face full of acne and grease dripping onto my shirt, so i decided to take a Hairspray approach to the party just to avoid bad memories. also, i had to live up to my apparent zefron resemblance. not really.

maxi decided it would be a good idea to break out of his cage which is my parents bedroom and roam around the construction zone. this meant him prancing around in wet cement, which crusted to his feet within the hour. now he regrets breaking out. my mom is picking out the cement blocks from his paws i feel kinda bad. but he's alright, if you should no. no one died! 

and today is seth's bachelor thing. i'm going into a forest to hunt my friends with air-soft guns so expect alot of complaining in tomorrows post cause i can tell i'm gunna get shot right in the eye, or in the back of the throat. urhhhhhhhh.

i go back to school in one month exactly today. HISSSSS

M.I.A.

yes. i'm sorry i've been missing in action the past few days. all my millions of devoted fans (i guess theres actually only about 8) i'm sorry to let you down. there are reasons! 

of course, the house is being renovated. i am becoming less and less happy about this. i kinda liked it before when it was ugly and outdated. this weeks problem was the tiling which just so happened to be in the hallways leading to my computer. the tiler, one of the 4295872 workers in my house drilling and smashing at 8 am and then happily greeting me as i walk down the stairs in my pajamas with sleep crust oozing out my eye, was not happy that i was trying to get to the computer. he's all like "i'm sure you can go a few days without your computer." 

....

i tried to think of ways to get to it. pole vaulting perhaps? using my kangaroo shoes to launch across my hall into the room? both had really bad possible outcomes. i had to endure. 

NORMALLY i would have just been happy checking using my cell phone to check facebook and all that shit i do on the computer, but thanks to my father i no longer have internet on my phone. well actually, i guess it's thanks to me and my 430$ internet charge for june alone. what i like to be up to date even on the skytrain! anyways, excuses aside. the tile has set. yippie ki yay. i'm back. the blogs back. you're happy. i'm happy. whatever.

so for the past few days i've just been you know, doing what i usually do. i should be in New York City right now, but just like the reason for all bad things it's the kitchens fault. FUCK THE KITCHEN! instead, i'm here in vancouver. here's a brief low down of what i've missed blogging about since my last post.

friday, ya i went to playland. woo..

saturday, i wasted my whole day waiting for the goddamn fireworks, they were good, i'm sure you all saw them no need to explain shit, walked like a pilgrim though davie st. after that and ate a classy din denny's with all the social regects and high school drug addicts that are now 40 and work at denny's. hopefully that's me one day. 

sunday, worked. i folded.

monday, worked. reunited with crystal and boozed. i'm becoming more of a low life everyday.

tuesday, worked. actually, i didn't just work i worked my tits off and i'm pretty effing proud of myself. 

wednesday was the day off and i saw step brothers which is actually hilarious considering i usually hate will ferrell. go see it! it's not as good as batman though. obviously.

today i worked a short shift and ate steak.

tomorrow, i discovered i'm going to kelowna. expect more posts about my day adventure to the land of the people who think i work at Urban Planet and where seeing movies is like clubbing.

WAHOO!

thanks for reading this whole mess, i'm surprised if you even made it to here. this was a long post. too long. sorry for the big wait!