suprise!

surprise! i said i was going to be away for 11 days, and technically i am. but today i decided to come home for 2 days just because why not. 

birch bay was fun. it felt so good to just sit there in the sun and not think or move or make any choices. so great. i wish i could get paid and make a living off doing that. maybe one day in a perfect world. anyways, this did something for my paper skin which i'm proud of. not more transparency. it was all good family fun but i thought a weekend would be better spent with friends in vancouver and my parents can have the cabin to themselves to do whatteeever they want. 

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i just checked the showtimes for pineapple express and i pretty much missed them all. the next ones in 20 minutes. DAMN!

tofino should be fun hopefully i don't die surfing or get hypothermia. then again i shouldn't worry about those ways of dying. i could die ANYWHERE! i just thought about that. think about it.

-i could be on a greyhound?

-i could be at the Majestic (i wish) getting hammered. literally!!!!!!

-i could be attacked by a bear looking for food in my house.

-i could be locked in a dungeon by my parents and raped for 20 years?

there are so many unbelievable stories that are happening this year. maybe i'm next. i really hope when i die that it was really over the top and then everyone hears about it and i get kinda famous. and i get R.I.P Parker McMullin facebook groups. please do that for me. 

the search for an F.I.D. is still on. it's really beginning to take it's tole i'm getting all stressed and aggressive over it. i'm going to go to desperate measures if this problem doesn't get resolved and i mean FAST! someone help me! 

so i'm going to do something and make the most of a friday night. not blog all night. 

bye