M.I.A.

yes. i'm sorry i've been missing in action the past few days. all my millions of devoted fans (i guess theres actually only about 8) i'm sorry to let you down. there are reasons! 

of course, the house is being renovated. i am becoming less and less happy about this. i kinda liked it before when it was ugly and outdated. this weeks problem was the tiling which just so happened to be in the hallways leading to my computer. the tiler, one of the 4295872 workers in my house drilling and smashing at 8 am and then happily greeting me as i walk down the stairs in my pajamas with sleep crust oozing out my eye, was not happy that i was trying to get to the computer. he's all like "i'm sure you can go a few days without your computer." 

....

i tried to think of ways to get to it. pole vaulting perhaps? using my kangaroo shoes to launch across my hall into the room? both had really bad possible outcomes. i had to endure. 

NORMALLY i would have just been happy checking using my cell phone to check facebook and all that shit i do on the computer, but thanks to my father i no longer have internet on my phone. well actually, i guess it's thanks to me and my 430$ internet charge for june alone. what i like to be up to date even on the skytrain! anyways, excuses aside. the tile has set. yippie ki yay. i'm back. the blogs back. you're happy. i'm happy. whatever.

so for the past few days i've just been you know, doing what i usually do. i should be in New York City right now, but just like the reason for all bad things it's the kitchens fault. FUCK THE KITCHEN! instead, i'm here in vancouver. here's a brief low down of what i've missed blogging about since my last post.

friday, ya i went to playland. woo..

saturday, i wasted my whole day waiting for the goddamn fireworks, they were good, i'm sure you all saw them no need to explain shit, walked like a pilgrim though davie st. after that and ate a classy din denny's with all the social regects and high school drug addicts that are now 40 and work at denny's. hopefully that's me one day. 

sunday, worked. i folded.

monday, worked. reunited with crystal and boozed. i'm becoming more of a low life everyday.

tuesday, worked. actually, i didn't just work i worked my tits off and i'm pretty effing proud of myself. 

wednesday was the day off and i saw step brothers which is actually hilarious considering i usually hate will ferrell. go see it! it's not as good as batman though. obviously.

today i worked a short shift and ate steak.

tomorrow, i discovered i'm going to kelowna. expect more posts about my day adventure to the land of the people who think i work at Urban Planet and where seeing movies is like clubbing.

WAHOO!

thanks for reading this whole mess, i'm surprised if you even made it to here. this was a long post. too long. sorry for the big wait!