Tuesday, August 19, 2008

complaining ahead. sorry!

dear customers of urban outfitters
if any of you are reading this pllllease let me know sometime down the road why it is that you love to shop in a store that looks like the devil's asshole. all us urban people work pretty hard to make it look nice and you seem to just be all like "oh whatevs lets take all the sale shit off the racks and look through it and throw it on the floor. that way NEXT time we come back it'll be so much easier to find our shit!" you are all very intelligent. 
why do people walk around the store mindlessly messing up piles!!!!!!!! i don't get it. yesterday, i saw a man walking around the whole time he was on the mens floor stroking the t-shirt pile from the bottom one to the top one and flinging them all over the table. HISS! 
please stop before suicides occur! 

complaining over. 

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