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hello everyone i'm home now! tofino was amazing. AMAZING! i had so much fun. it was a windy road to get there and i almost hurled but when i actually was there it was tons'o'fun. we stayed in a huge cabin that was pretty much made of glass. i really liked this idea at first but then i started having flashbacks of how scared i was in The Strangers and i kept having random visions of masked people staring at me through the forest. ughhgh. other than this, i realized i'm not to shabby of a surfer. i got up on so many waves, got hit in the face by a board 5 times. 5 TIMES! at least i didn't bite a whole in my lip another guy i was with. 

so now i'm home with memories, bruises, a major farmers burn, and frusteration. i forget what it was like to live in my house. from glass cabin eating huge dinners every night to a home pretty much made of dust and scrambling not to get hit by ply wood to get food. home sweet home.

tomorrow's the big day, not for me, for Seth and Sarah. i'm nervous and excited and who knows. my suit got drycleaned. YA!

back to work on sunday. i hope i didn't forget how to fold clothes. 

just sayin

i did finally see pineapple express yesterday and it was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

go see it! i love judd apatow movies they are all my favorite. just so you know. 

if you do catch the film, the beginning of the movie features this guy in the picture. 

and just so you know he did come into urban outfitters while i was working and he bought argyle socks. not that i was creeping or anything.

jen kenny and alyssa know what i'm talking about. 

and no i didn't talk to him i'm not that creepy. 

what do you say...

i've been slacking alot because of this wedding. not my wedding. 

seth and sarah's wedding is in a week i'm freaking out. i have no idea what to say in my speach. does anyone have any ideas??? what do you say in a speach at a wedding. it's all kind of new for me. 

suprise!

surprise! i said i was going to be away for 11 days, and technically i am. but today i decided to come home for 2 days just because why not. 

birch bay was fun. it felt so good to just sit there in the sun and not think or move or make any choices. so great. i wish i could get paid and make a living off doing that. maybe one day in a perfect world. anyways, this did something for my paper skin which i'm proud of. not more transparency. it was all good family fun but i thought a weekend would be better spent with friends in vancouver and my parents can have the cabin to themselves to do whatteeever they want. 

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i just checked the showtimes for pineapple express and i pretty much missed them all. the next ones in 20 minutes. DAMN!

tofino should be fun hopefully i don't die surfing or get hypothermia. then again i shouldn't worry about those ways of dying. i could die ANYWHERE! i just thought about that. think about it.

-i could be on a greyhound?

-i could be at the Majestic (i wish) getting hammered. literally!!!!!!

-i could be attacked by a bear looking for food in my house.

-i could be locked in a dungeon by my parents and raped for 20 years?

there are so many unbelievable stories that are happening this year. maybe i'm next. i really hope when i die that it was really over the top and then everyone hears about it and i get kinda famous. and i get R.I.P Parker McMullin facebook groups. please do that for me. 

the search for an F.I.D. is still on. it's really beginning to take it's tole i'm getting all stressed and aggressive over it. i'm going to go to desperate measures if this problem doesn't get resolved and i mean FAST! someone help me! 

so i'm going to do something and make the most of a friday night. not blog all night. 

bye

P.S.

the new blog is temporary.

DON'T CRY!

lame and cheesy

that's what my layout is.

soak it in. feel it. live it.

it won't around much longer. 

the shortest trip in the world

i went to kelowna for 16 hours today. 5 of which i was sleeping. that is officially my record for shortest trip evs. 

though it was short, it was lots of fun. i'm surprised! i wasn't it expecting to be all that fun but it really was. hopefully i get pics up soon or whatevs. 

it was a Grease themed grad party. grease reminds me of when i had a face full of acne and grease dripping onto my shirt, so i decided to take a Hairspray approach to the party just to avoid bad memories. also, i had to live up to my apparent zefron resemblance. not really.

maxi decided it would be a good idea to break out of his cage which is my parents bedroom and roam around the construction zone. this meant him prancing around in wet cement, which crusted to his feet within the hour. now he regrets breaking out. my mom is picking out the cement blocks from his paws i feel kinda bad. but he's alright, if you should no. no one died! 

and today is seth's bachelor thing. i'm going into a forest to hunt my friends with air-soft guns so expect alot of complaining in tomorrows post cause i can tell i'm gunna get shot right in the eye, or in the back of the throat. urhhhhhhhh.

i go back to school in one month exactly today. HISSSSS