in better news

now that i'm done complaining it's time for some better news. 

hmm what really is good. i guess i didn't notice all the new stuff at the store which there is alot of and i'm going to buy it all. hopefully i can whip up a few grand for back to school shopping.

back to school......i have mixed feelings about this. i like going back because the first week is so chill and you get to wear all your new clothes and show off your new shit but then third week you're like damn 10 months of this. 

i've also been thinking about some more exciting things that happen when you're in grade 12 like grad photos which is going to be cool. i've always wondered what mine were going to look like. grad survey. i hope i get something. i probably wont. best dressed would be sweet. or most likely to get famous, if that one even existed. they could make it for me. 

oh, since the last photoshoot back in june, i guess all the vancity photographers saw the pics and this other photographer grahem wants me to be a part of his next photoshoot! yippee!! i'm kinda doubting it's gunna happen but you know. it's still pretty cool.

september is almost here and it's time for me to decide what show's i'm going to watch. obviously Survivor, cause it's the best. SEASON 17! wow. i'm definitely gunna watch 90210, just cause i've missed a lame teen soap all year since the cancelation of the oc. gossip girl is lame. so is one tree lame. hopefully i can watch Heroes, cause it's sweet. i think i'm too far behind with Lost. you could say i am LOST! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

not even funny.

i'm super tired. i feel like i haven't slept in such a long time i'm gunna turn into Gollum from lord of the rings all grey and sleep deprived. tomorrow is Jack Johnson, i'm pretty stoked. i get off work at 6 because apparently absolutely not one person at urban could cover it, which is really disapointing. but i'll live. 

damnit you know what i hate, distance. i wish the world was just one big city and everyone lived like within 10 minutes of eachother. or i wish we could walk really fast and get to other countries in like half and hour. that's what i wish. i wish Prince George replaced Burnaby so i could skytrain there. screw you, distance. 

complaining ahead. sorry!

dear customers of urban outfitters

if any of you are reading this pllllease let me know sometime down the road why it is that you love to shop in a store that looks like the devil's asshole. all us urban people work pretty hard to make it look nice and you seem to just be all like "oh whatevs lets take all the sale shit off the racks and look through it and throw it on the floor. that way NEXT time we come back it'll be so much easier to find our shit!" you are all very intelligent. 

why do people walk around the store mindlessly messing up piles!!!!!!!! i don't get it. yesterday, i saw a man walking around the whole time he was on the mens floor stroking the t-shirt pile from the bottom one to the top one and flinging them all over the table. HISS! 

please stop before suicides occur! 

complaining over. 

some funny shit that's not supposed to be funny

yesterday, i told andrea something that she thought was outrageously funny so she laughed for a good 2 minutes straight. at the skytrain station, she was still laughing and some random took notice and told her

"someone's having a laughing fit!"

she kept laughing because this was kinda random.

"you know what to do if you can't stop laughing? just think of a grandma falling down a flight of stairs!"

the rest is history.

i <3 bridesmaids

i just ate took a bite of the most disgusting apple and i spat it all over the keyboard. it tasted like hamster shit. 

anyways, some things have happened. last time i posted i don't remember what i was talking about but now i can tell you the big wedding that has been posted about forever is OVER! it's happened! it's done. and it was amazing. i got to wear a fancy little flower because i was a groomsman which was fun, but what wasn't fun was the fact that the wedding was outside and it was like 30 degrees yesterday. i got to stand in my 3 piece suit the entire wedding and got to feel 10 pounds of sweat drip down my body and legs and face. i've never been so wet other than in the shower, pool. i didn't mess up though, thankfully. 

the pictures took 2.5 hours and they were lots of fun (minus the heat of course). they were taken in Fort Langley and for one of the shots we stopped traffic. literally because it was in the middle of the road. 

the reception followed which was fun i've never been at the head table or gotten to eat first or gotten so many pictures taken of me. i really did feel like my celebrity status was rising. for the night. i reallllllllly wish i could give more details about my night but this is a public blog. :( just ask though my friends!

so sunday was the gift opening which was fun to be with all the people from last night. most of the gifts were plates, wine glasses, a vacuum, blankets...you know, house stuff. for my gift i think i'll get a spice rack. :S or maybe a sex position book. or a bondage beginner kit. everything newlyweds need. 

then i skytrained pretty much the whole track from King George in slurrey to granville and thought i was going to be late for my first day back in like 11 days. i thought i might forget stuff but i didn't. Urban Outfitters is in my blood. work was fun i suppose poor Alex G had his last day. ALL YOU QUITTERS! :( sad times. 

i work at 6 today. i've got time to killz.

i already miss rachel. 

the latest

hello everyone i'm home now! tofino was amazing. AMAZING! i had so much fun. it was a windy road to get there and i almost hurled but when i actually was there it was tons'o'fun. we stayed in a huge cabin that was pretty much made of glass. i really liked this idea at first but then i started having flashbacks of how scared i was in The Strangers and i kept having random visions of masked people staring at me through the forest. ughhgh. other than this, i realized i'm not to shabby of a surfer. i got up on so many waves, got hit in the face by a board 5 times. 5 TIMES! at least i didn't bite a whole in my lip another guy i was with. 

so now i'm home with memories, bruises, a major farmers burn, and frusteration. i forget what it was like to live in my house. from glass cabin eating huge dinners every night to a home pretty much made of dust and scrambling not to get hit by ply wood to get food. home sweet home.

tomorrow's the big day, not for me, for Seth and Sarah. i'm nervous and excited and who knows. my suit got drycleaned. YA!

back to work on sunday. i hope i didn't forget how to fold clothes. 

just sayin

i did finally see pineapple express yesterday and it was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

go see it! i love judd apatow movies they are all my favorite. just so you know. 

if you do catch the film, the beginning of the movie features this guy in the picture. 

and just so you know he did come into urban outfitters while i was working and he bought argyle socks. not that i was creeping or anything.

jen kenny and alyssa know what i'm talking about. 

and no i didn't talk to him i'm not that creepy. 

what do you say...

i've been slacking alot because of this wedding. not my wedding. 

seth and sarah's wedding is in a week i'm freaking out. i have no idea what to say in my speach. does anyone have any ideas??? what do you say in a speach at a wedding. it's all kind of new for me.