maybe it stands for dinde, like turkey in french.

it's raining in new westminster, i don't know about wherever you live. 

at the moment, i'm planning my grad party. j-dubs like to throw huge grad parties for their kids because we can't have birthday, christmas, halloween, new years or any other parties, so the grad parties are usually pretty out of control. i want a theme. don't know what it's going to be yet. maybe gypsy grad.

today i get to work with jen kenny one last time before she abandons british columbia. that's sad.

my long weekend hasn't been too much of a waste, but hopefully today something outrageous will happen that i can talk about for the week. someone do something interesting or else i'll have too. 

ps, the kitchen will be done in one week! holy damn! ever since parkerlyfe was created, the kitchen has been a subject of bitching. finally, it may come to an end. 

wow.

i was just thinking.

i'm sitting here just frusterated as ever thinking about my future which i feel is an abyss. 

why is this year stressing me out so bad? i need serious help! what am i going to do in 9 months when i'm in the world and out of highschool...

time is ticking and parkerlyfe is not doing anything about it. oh no.

rusty trombone

today was a interesting day!!! not.

yesterday, when i was at earls, i thought about how much i hated the pad thai i was eating. it tasted like the liquid at the bottom of the recycling bin. but i ate it anyway when crystal brought to my attention the fact that African kids would die to drink that recycling water and that i should just be happy with the fact that i have pad thai. now i feel like a jerk. shit, they probably would even eat those drink coasters made of cardboard. maybe one day i'll do something with my lyfe and go to africa and help those babies, but then again i probably wont. that would be really cool though so everyone should go do that so i can live vicariously. 

it's sunday night tonight and guess what everyone i don't have school tomorrow and you probably don't either, because it's thanksgiving! joy! even though i don't celebrate thanksgiving, i am thankful for a few things. i guess i'm pretty lucky to have a nice house, i could live in a hut or a battered children's shelter. that would suck. i'm happy that i have food, but not really because all it does is fatten me up. but i'm thankful anyways i guess. what else am i thankful for, probably my phone and ipod, my cool friends, rachel because she's a babe, the fact that i have legs and arms because i've seen some people lately who can't be thankful for that. !. also, trident white, accutane, and i can't think of any thing else i'm boring myself with all this positivity. 

today i saw the guy with a hole in his head. i feel like he was making sure i noticed it...yeah i did.

rehearsals for the big time musical start and teen boy number five is preppin for his debut as a star. cool.

last night, i thought you should know, i basically washed my face and clothes with beer because i'm a genius. oh yeah, i'm thankful for my HUGE brain and unmatchable IQ. because really where would i be without all that knowledge. 

parkerlyfe readers, thanks for reading and being dedicated. i'm going to make shirts soon for you all. maybe. throw some ideas at me for a new layout and whatever. 

parkerlyfe was one of my grad writeup nicknames. hot damn.

today, i managed to accomplish my goal of getting my life on track by finishing all my math homework and doing well on the accounting test. hurra! maybe Sprott Shaw isn't my future...maybe Douglas now. anyways no one cares to read about school because it's super lame.

i got my grad photos today, after moshing through the crowd of grads to get them. at first it was kind of a line and then they pretty much just plopped all the pics on the ground and expected people to be patient, but that didn't happen. so after fighting my way through the rampaging seniors (of highschool, not like old people) i finally got my hands on them and 50 percent of them are horrifying. my yearbook one reminds me of a dumb watermelon head with a big nose and dumb hair. and i can't even think about the ones in that fake library with my lame hat and scroll that i'm probably not going to even recieve. some are good, but most are bad. i'm slightly disapointed. whatevs. it happens.

tonight is survivor and i'm hoping my survivor pool pick doesn't get eliminated because then i would be out of the competition of winning a sweet shirt that says "Survivor Pool Champion Fall 2008". I've never won before. I probably never will. ARGH! one day, i'll rig it so i can get my hands on the fucking shirt.

i've got nothing really else to say today. rachel got her phone taken away so i haven't talked to her all day which is making me uneasy since i've talked to her everyday for 2 months....err. 

oh, i also went and saw a movie today for the first time in months! it was How to lose friends and alienate people, something that i'm very good at. it was really funny and was full of transexuals and brits. 

i've also come up (well actually xtal did) with another genius way to get myself into another club! it's fool proof! i can't post it on the blog though, i dont know who reads it. MUAHAH! success is mine! 

i hope everyone is living a great parkerlyfe, i know mine's not to shabs. 

RELIVE YOUR PARKERLYFE

it's time to start reliving the parkerlyfe. it's been far too long. i feel lost without blogging, like a cat without it's whiskers running into things and just failing everything. it's good to be back to whine and complain about my lyfe. yup, you've definitely missed out on plenty of things in my lyfe the past 2 weeks that this blog has been lifeless, but i'll try and give you a brief review of 2 important things.

-i went to prince george it was great me and rachel are great! 

-i didn't get the lead in the musical, in fact, i'm just Teen Boy #5. yayyy....

the rest of that 2 weeks was pretty much just filled with me sitting there on the couch looking at my math textbook but not doing any thing, going on facebook, text messaging, eating insane amounts of Piroline Rolled Wafers and Noodle Time, drawing useless pictures and throwing them away, an listening to some new songs. 

yupp, it's a good life.

today i ran N Grub, the school store that i'm forced to run thanks to me taking Marketing class. it's very hectic. i thought running a store for the school would be good old fun but not when it's being run out of a janitors closet and you can't use a microwave and toaster at the same time without losing all power. my school needs serious welfare. so i'm left sitting in the dark re-heating pizza pops for grade 8's who can only afford food for toonies. another interesting thing that happened today was me getting my math test back. i got a whopping 36% just proving how much of a genius i really am. Harvard! Yale! they are all fighting for who gets me. 

i wish.

it's more like i'm fighting to get into Sprott Shaw Community College (since 1903) to make a living and possibly work at the dollar store until i'm 71 and everyone will know me as the sad old man that works at dollarama. it's all because of this one math test. i'm a winner!

my friend got an apartement downtown which i'm thrilled about, now i have a place to stay and i dont have to leave downtown before one to catch the skytrain home! my lyfe is just beginning! yes yes yes! Stone Temps here i come!!! oh wait, i forgot my id got taken away from me so i guess i'm gunna have to be satisfied with Famous Players for now. only a few more days/years until i'm 19! 

on Oct. 6, it was my 6 month urban anniversary! yay! half a year at that joint! i didn't think i'd last more than a month with all those intimidating trendy hipsters. cool! unfortunatley for all my Urban workmates/dedicated parkerlyfe readers, my future at Urbie is dark. being teen boy number five requires lots of practice, apparently, and the schedule is really un-reliable. i dont want to have to keep r/oing shit and asking for shift covers and calling in management is just gunna hate me even more. i'm really sad about thinking about this because i'm not done leaving my mark on Urban. i wish i had a solution! give me a solution! SOMEBODY COMMENT ME A SOLUTION! ugh. 

some big news, naomi is returning soon! yes! delaney and kayla are getting married on the 25th! exciting underage weddings, i love them. 

and as you may know i'm devestated about jen kenny's news of the month. ugh.

anyways, i promise that i'll be keeping up with my blog more now. i don't know why i stopped.

RELIVE PARKERLYFE EVERYONE AND YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER! 

who knew?

k guys sorry i haven't updated the parkerlyfe for along time. so much has happened this week i'm not even going to go through the effort of trying to remember it all. i'll just start with the last few days. if you didn't know already, i'm going to prince george to visit rachel in 6 days! i can't wait! ah i'm so excited. 

today was raining and that was omega lame. i stayed in my bed writing fake tv shows about my life and deciding who would play all my friends. i really need a life badly. the cupboards in my kitchen got installed today too. not like you care. 

i auditioned for the school musical and guess what, it went really well. i never thought i had any talent at all but apparently i can belt out a song pretty well. who knew, seriously. i hope i get the lead, haha, wishful thinking for the amateur. the audition i had to act, sing and learn a little jazzy dance and do it. lol i'm just thinking about how lame i am and laughing. i'll keep you posted on the musical bizz, it'll probably be a theme of my blog for the coming months. if i get into the musical, i'll be excited but at the same time i don't know how it will affect work. i might have to leave and come back in march, because i would love to stay but i dont want to piss Urbz off my being available like 2 days a week. still, it's all to be decided in the future so whatevers. last weekend was so much fun even though i went to the dingiest place ever i had so so so so so much fun! britney was playing all night for once, she never plays at parties that i go too. what a drag. i should have a britney spears party. 

yesterday somebody jumped in front of the skytrain at granville and blew up all over the platform and probably got all over everyone's favorite jackets. maybe i'm exagerating a little bit but that's what i do best. anyways, the point is i had to walk to stadium station yesterday and i was not happy at all. i was a mad baby. 

hmm what's new at school...math 12 is raping me, accounting is soo boring and marketing is pretty much the same thing everyday. i'm really thinking about how i'm going to get my physical hours to graduate cause i'm not on a sports team or shit like that. maybe i'll join a swim team. or a lawn bowling class. or i really want to take some sort of self defense judo shit so i can break people's arms in 1 movement. yes!!!.......

a homeless man yesterday told me he needed 40 cents because he was pregnant. it was nice. 

october is coming around the corner and so much stuff is gon happen. damn. Delaney (my 19 year old friend) is getting married to Kayla. it's going to be quite the wedding. 

i've got to give a shout today to Hayley Rooney. she is the best. i miss her alot! urban outfitters isn't the same without that aussie. *sigh* urban outfitters isn't the same without a lot of people.

gr.

bye. 

what says 1000 words.

grad pictures! oh lord, they are in a few hours i actually have to time to blog i just got out of the shower. oooooooh. 

a few things to say, quickly. i'm really excited naomi petryk is moving back into town! YES! YES YES YES! my life has been kind of incomplete without her since moving in may. gosh. that's exciting. 

i got my biggest issue resolved the other day. if you know me you'll know what that is. 

i'm going to prince george in 13 days to see Rachel and i'm unbelievably excited even though i never thought i'd be excited to ever go to prince george...but hey! ooh i can't wait. 

i'm auditioning for the musical. lame. but still, why not? 

i'm really stressed that the grad cap is not going to fit my enormous head. oh god. 

yesterday was slightly nightmarish at work. you probably already heard the story of my mom calling in and complaining about me having to do a perfect close. if that's not embarassing i really don't know what is. why doesn't someone just plaster nudes of me all around the school?! on second, thought i could get kind of famous for that. hmmmmm.

school was curb stomping me this week but i think i'm starting to get it together kind of nicely. let's see how long this can continue for before i quit school. high school drop out. that's me.

hope you love the new layout.