who knew?

k guys sorry i haven't updated the parkerlyfe for along time. so much has happened this week i'm not even going to go through the effort of trying to remember it all. i'll just start with the last few days. if you didn't know already, i'm going to prince george to visit rachel in 6 days! i can't wait! ah i'm so excited. 

today was raining and that was omega lame. i stayed in my bed writing fake tv shows about my life and deciding who would play all my friends. i really need a life badly. the cupboards in my kitchen got installed today too. not like you care. 

i auditioned for the school musical and guess what, it went really well. i never thought i had any talent at all but apparently i can belt out a song pretty well. who knew, seriously. i hope i get the lead, haha, wishful thinking for the amateur. the audition i had to act, sing and learn a little jazzy dance and do it. lol i'm just thinking about how lame i am and laughing. i'll keep you posted on the musical bizz, it'll probably be a theme of my blog for the coming months. if i get into the musical, i'll be excited but at the same time i don't know how it will affect work. i might have to leave and come back in march, because i would love to stay but i dont want to piss Urbz off my being available like 2 days a week. still, it's all to be decided in the future so whatevers. last weekend was so much fun even though i went to the dingiest place ever i had so so so so so much fun! britney was playing all night for once, she never plays at parties that i go too. what a drag. i should have a britney spears party. 

yesterday somebody jumped in front of the skytrain at granville and blew up all over the platform and probably got all over everyone's favorite jackets. maybe i'm exagerating a little bit but that's what i do best. anyways, the point is i had to walk to stadium station yesterday and i was not happy at all. i was a mad baby. 

hmm what's new at school...math 12 is raping me, accounting is soo boring and marketing is pretty much the same thing everyday. i'm really thinking about how i'm going to get my physical hours to graduate cause i'm not on a sports team or shit like that. maybe i'll join a swim team. or a lawn bowling class. or i really want to take some sort of self defense judo shit so i can break people's arms in 1 movement. yes!!!.......

a homeless man yesterday told me he needed 40 cents because he was pregnant. it was nice. 

october is coming around the corner and so much stuff is gon happen. damn. Delaney (my 19 year old friend) is getting married to Kayla. it's going to be quite the wedding. 

i've got to give a shout today to Hayley Rooney. she is the best. i miss her alot! urban outfitters isn't the same without that aussie. *sigh* urban outfitters isn't the same without a lot of people.

gr.

bye. 

what says 1000 words.

grad pictures! oh lord, they are in a few hours i actually have to time to blog i just got out of the shower. oooooooh. 

a few things to say, quickly. i'm really excited naomi petryk is moving back into town! YES! YES YES YES! my life has been kind of incomplete without her since moving in may. gosh. that's exciting. 

i got my biggest issue resolved the other day. if you know me you'll know what that is. 

i'm going to prince george in 13 days to see Rachel and i'm unbelievably excited even though i never thought i'd be excited to ever go to prince george...but hey! ooh i can't wait. 

i'm auditioning for the musical. lame. but still, why not? 

i'm really stressed that the grad cap is not going to fit my enormous head. oh god. 

yesterday was slightly nightmarish at work. you probably already heard the story of my mom calling in and complaining about me having to do a perfect close. if that's not embarassing i really don't know what is. why doesn't someone just plaster nudes of me all around the school?! on second, thought i could get kind of famous for that. hmmmmm.

school was curb stomping me this week but i think i'm starting to get it together kind of nicely. let's see how long this can continue for before i quit school. high school drop out. that's me.

hope you love the new layout. 

just like highschool.

summer is over. IT'S OVER! i officially will never get a summer vacation ever again. oh god. i'm getting old. reality is starting to kick into my life like i never thought it would. i have to apply for post secondary. i have to think of what to put in my grad write up. i have to finish my grad transition plan. oh lord this year is going to be stressful...i can already tell.
so i know i've had no time to blog because i never get a milisecond to myself. i'm either at school slaving or at work hustling. either way, not blog time or parker time.
so as i've mentionned i'm back in the highschool and hating it. i'm in math 12 and getting ready to be put in hell it's like the hardest course in highschool apparently. marketing is the shit because thats actually what i'm going to do after this show is over. accounting is annoying, mostly because i'm in the grade 11 class because i was too stupid to take it last year. oh well, i still kinda feel large and in charge. even though i shouldn't because i'm the odd one out. LAME.
nothing else to special happened this week expect being scared by a crazy bush dweller walking up from sapperton station. i was walking up the hill and i walked right by some guy hiding in the bushes i almost pooed myself.
oh and the best thing that happened this week would probably be the sapperton overpass opened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no lame stairs! you would have to see it to understand how happy i am.
the rents come back tomorrow. i didn't even do anything interesting while they were gone. what a waste.
in a few weeks i'm going to prince george i dont know exactly when but hopefully i'll get the time off work or else...well who knows what.
i'm listening to that song i'm yours by jason mrazz or however you spell it. reminds me of someone. :D
grad pics coming up as soon as i get them everyone will see them all around the world. i hope they are controversial like miley cyrus' nude pics or the first pics of britney's vag.

parkerlyfe readers, i love you all.

just asking.

who else is bored of the layout? 

yeah me too. 

the hottest thing i've ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO6LHtBdjIw

please watch this. 

dedicated to galgore

how to live...when you're parents are away.

ok it's 11.35 i just got back from fantacity. i'm so effing hungry it's ridiculous. k my chicken just beeped and it's out of the microwave i'm gunna grab it and then come back i've got lots to talk about today.

ok i'm back. i'm eating delicious chicken and i made it myself because my parents are gone gone gone to palm springs. yah hoo. so anyways, i'm going back to school on tusesyda so i thought this weekend owuld be a good one to party. even though i'm not going to i'm just going to say that. 

um, today i went to fantacity with some poeps and it was pretty fun times. i felt a little awkward i was like youngest one there ut oh well. i sanga few songs but that's not worth talking to. it was actually to say goodbye to Kyle, the manager that pretty much told me i was hired. actually melissa did but oh well kyle is the best and it's lame that he's leaving. SHOUTS TO KYLE! CHEERIO! 

also, i would like to give a shout to Xiomara, i love her sooooo much i'm depressed that she's leaving she helps me find everything when i'm running now i'm just going to be an utter failure when i'm told to run. hiss.

i'm probalby going to cry. but probably not.

today i also hang out with marquee onstine she is fun and asian. we had sushi mmm. thats about it. 

having no parents is soooo fun. i just walk around naked and eat whatever i want and drink milk out of the carton. and just sit on the comp and do whatever the hell i want it makes me want to move out. 

i'm really scatterbrained right now i thin kthe ADD is kicking in cause it's late. 

um um um um um um um um um 

oh my grandma came over and she's like "you better not be having another party" referring to last time my parents went away and i had a big party which ended in tragedy, travesty and disaster. regrets regrets. 

and the saddest thing in the world happened today and i'm being completely serious. 

juanita trejo aka granny passed away and i am absolutely devastated. devastated. i loved her like my own granny and i'm happy she is out of her pain and i know one day i'll see her again. all my love goes to the Trejo family i'm so so so so so sad i'm actually gunna cry because she made me the best tamales ever. omg now i'm all sad. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( <3>

so now that i'm depressed i'm leaving this lyfe. this parkerlyfe business. i think you will see some big changes from me come september. it's gunnna be out of this world.

and i was just thinking in my sadness how badly and i mean REALLY BADLY that it's frusterating that i miss rachel and that i think about her everday so shouts and potato love to her <3>

fuck that haterz. peace out parkerlyfe readers 

tits

i have no idea what to talk about today. absolutley none.

hmm i guess i'll let you know i bought shit from UO today. yay.

i saw the house bunny. yay.

i hung out with Caela, who i havent see forever! big yay!

Danielle S. comes back from scotland on wednesday!!!!!!! YES! YES!

who cares, you don't know those people anyway.

and if you haven't heard yet i'm not available anymore. sorry ladies :P

today was a fun filled emotion driven day at work. just alot of lust and alot of hate and anger. a big store filled with raging emotions emitting from all the young people. young, meaning me.

i'm deeply saddened by my fathers decision to cancel his prince george trip that was supposed to take place tomorrow. i'm relalllyy bummed about not being able to go see Rachel it's already been one week since she left and it's like the worst week evs!!!!! UGH

i'm also saddened by the fact that like 10 people have quit urban outfitters and by 10 people i mean 10 sweet people! wtf!!!!!! who even works there now like nobody! hisss.

at least galgore and jen kennifer are there. and michelle i know you read this so SHOUTS! WEO!

school in one week....what do i think about that. i dont know. i really hope i'm best dressed. doubtful. it'll probably be someone who wears american eagle but does drugs so he's cool so everyone will vote from him, so they can get their hands on some discounted crack. gr.

i'm thinking trying to be part of Disney and end up like britney spears, or the jonas brothers. then i can make some crazy cheds, unlike at UO.

what else do i have to say...oh yeah my parents are going away for palm springs YES!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait! no rules weoo!

have a good sleep earth and all you parkerlyfe readrs.