i <3 bridesmaids

i just ate took a bite of the most disgusting apple and i spat it all over the keyboard. it tasted like hamster shit. 

anyways, some things have happened. last time i posted i don't remember what i was talking about but now i can tell you the big wedding that has been posted about forever is OVER! it's happened! it's done. and it was amazing. i got to wear a fancy little flower because i was a groomsman which was fun, but what wasn't fun was the fact that the wedding was outside and it was like 30 degrees yesterday. i got to stand in my 3 piece suit the entire wedding and got to feel 10 pounds of sweat drip down my body and legs and face. i've never been so wet other than in the shower, pool. i didn't mess up though, thankfully. 

the pictures took 2.5 hours and they were lots of fun (minus the heat of course). they were taken in Fort Langley and for one of the shots we stopped traffic. literally because it was in the middle of the road. 

the reception followed which was fun i've never been at the head table or gotten to eat first or gotten so many pictures taken of me. i really did feel like my celebrity status was rising. for the night. i reallllllllly wish i could give more details about my night but this is a public blog. :( just ask though my friends!

so sunday was the gift opening which was fun to be with all the people from last night. most of the gifts were plates, wine glasses, a vacuum, blankets...you know, house stuff. for my gift i think i'll get a spice rack. :S or maybe a sex position book. or a bondage beginner kit. everything newlyweds need. 

then i skytrained pretty much the whole track from King George in slurrey to granville and thought i was going to be late for my first day back in like 11 days. i thought i might forget stuff but i didn't. Urban Outfitters is in my blood. work was fun i suppose poor Alex G had his last day. ALL YOU QUITTERS! :( sad times. 

i work at 6 today. i've got time to killz.

i already miss rachel. 

the latest

hello everyone i'm home now! tofino was amazing. AMAZING! i had so much fun. it was a windy road to get there and i almost hurled but when i actually was there it was tons'o'fun. we stayed in a huge cabin that was pretty much made of glass. i really liked this idea at first but then i started having flashbacks of how scared i was in The Strangers and i kept having random visions of masked people staring at me through the forest. ughhgh. other than this, i realized i'm not to shabby of a surfer. i got up on so many waves, got hit in the face by a board 5 times. 5 TIMES! at least i didn't bite a whole in my lip another guy i was with. 

so now i'm home with memories, bruises, a major farmers burn, and frusteration. i forget what it was like to live in my house. from glass cabin eating huge dinners every night to a home pretty much made of dust and scrambling not to get hit by ply wood to get food. home sweet home.

tomorrow's the big day, not for me, for Seth and Sarah. i'm nervous and excited and who knows. my suit got drycleaned. YA!

back to work on sunday. i hope i didn't forget how to fold clothes. 

just sayin

i did finally see pineapple express yesterday and it was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

go see it! i love judd apatow movies they are all my favorite. just so you know. 

if you do catch the film, the beginning of the movie features this guy in the picture. 

and just so you know he did come into urban outfitters while i was working and he bought argyle socks. not that i was creeping or anything.

jen kenny and alyssa know what i'm talking about. 

and no i didn't talk to him i'm not that creepy. 

what do you say...

i've been slacking alot because of this wedding. not my wedding. 

seth and sarah's wedding is in a week i'm freaking out. i have no idea what to say in my speach. does anyone have any ideas??? what do you say in a speach at a wedding. it's all kind of new for me. 

suprise!

surprise! i said i was going to be away for 11 days, and technically i am. but today i decided to come home for 2 days just because why not. 

birch bay was fun. it felt so good to just sit there in the sun and not think or move or make any choices. so great. i wish i could get paid and make a living off doing that. maybe one day in a perfect world. anyways, this did something for my paper skin which i'm proud of. not more transparency. it was all good family fun but i thought a weekend would be better spent with friends in vancouver and my parents can have the cabin to themselves to do whatteeever they want. 

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i just checked the showtimes for pineapple express and i pretty much missed them all. the next ones in 20 minutes. DAMN!

tofino should be fun hopefully i don't die surfing or get hypothermia. then again i shouldn't worry about those ways of dying. i could die ANYWHERE! i just thought about that. think about it.

-i could be on a greyhound?

-i could be at the Majestic (i wish) getting hammered. literally!!!!!!

-i could be attacked by a bear looking for food in my house.

-i could be locked in a dungeon by my parents and raped for 20 years?

there are so many unbelievable stories that are happening this year. maybe i'm next. i really hope when i die that it was really over the top and then everyone hears about it and i get kinda famous. and i get R.I.P Parker McMullin facebook groups. please do that for me. 

the search for an F.I.D. is still on. it's really beginning to take it's tole i'm getting all stressed and aggressive over it. i'm going to go to desperate measures if this problem doesn't get resolved and i mean FAST! someone help me! 

so i'm going to do something and make the most of a friday night. not blog all night. 

bye

P.S.

the new blog is temporary.

DON'T CRY!

lame and cheesy

that's what my layout is.

soak it in. feel it. live it.

it won't around much longer.