this is not an exageration

worst experience ever coming home from work today. after my short 7-12 shift i got a crepe which after eating was lodged in my whatever that tube that your food goes down in. this was bad i thought i might die. k but this is not the point. while i was pondering how single and alone i really am, which just so happens to be VERY single and mostly alone, things got worse when my eyes almost started bleeding at the sight of the two most awkwardly in love people sucking face on the skytrain right across from me. it was not beautiful. i tried to ignore it but the image is still burned into my head. here's a mental image that i'll share with you. 

the man. probably 100 pounds. pale and hairy. beautiful yellow teeth. definitely a comic fan or a computer tech. probably has a collection of magic cards. 

the woman, equilly thin, chinese, i'm assuming spoke no english and probably just imigrated from asia. 

anyways, now that you know what i'm talking about, picture those 2 intensely making out, and i mean i saw that slobber and the white crusties on their tongues. this happened for a while until they got bored of just plain old making out and moved on to bigger more exciting things, like (i'm not even joking) turning her tna hoodie backwards and putting the hood over her face and making out with that between them. i don't see how this pleasured either of them...but i do know that when they were done there was a classy slobber mark on the back of her hood which i couldn't help but laugh at. they nuzzled noses, made kissy noises and even just licked eachothers tongues for fun until they got off at Royal Oak thank god i almost had to get out of the train and wait for the next train for me to jump in front of. i hope you have the mental image seared into your brain forever.

on happier news, i may actually get to go to playland tomorrow! yyay! i also did pretty good on cash despite sweating our half my body weight in nervousness.