i was thinking...

i wonder if i really will die young and it will be a mysterious death, then people will take PARKERLYFE the blog and publish it into a best seller.

my fingers are too cold to type

it's very difficult to type today. this post will be short. i decide school is not worth my time on the last day before holidays. 

today i got really mad because when i woke up and turned out my TV much music was just playing America's Best Dance Crew and i effing hate that show. turns out it's marathon day for that ballsack of a show. 

screw Mario Lopez.

and there were no waffles and before i went to bed i was really excited to wake up and eat my golden crisp waffles. errrhg.

Rachel will be arriving soon. :D :D :D :D :D i hope that drive isn't really shittay because it's blizzarding in BC right now. i'm crossing my fingers and toes, but i can't feel them so it makes no difference. 

okay.

just bitter. not bittersweet.

hey fans

it's about time school come to an end. seriously. i've had enough of doing nothing in marketing class and being ready to shoot myself in accounting cause i'm so bored. a nice break would be just what the doctor ordered. that and world peace.

it's fucking cold out, as you all know. i'm just reminding you if you are in doors being warm. going outside makes me really sad. 

rachel is coming to vancouver! i know! holy holy holy! she gets here tomorrow but i wont see her i have to work, but i can't wait to spend all this time with her it's gunna be so good. i've got to think of some great vancouver things to do with her. she's from prince george, they don't have a ton of the things we do. if you were not from the city, what would you wanna do? i dunno.

dear people that i go to school with. you all suck. i hate you all so much and never want to be any of your friends. you're all exactly the same and have no speck of uniqueness about any of you. you think you rule because you go fucking eachother and getting STD's which is so fun and drinking beers and eachothers houses. i sound like a jealous bitch and you can all call me it if you want. who gives a fuck. 

i'd rather not hang out in the gay suburbs of new west and get a real life in vancouver and hang out with older people who aren't caught up in their own terrible american eagle wearing lives.

you all need a reality check. kay. sorry i'm just really bitter against some people. 

on the other hand, people i work with are good. i'm really gunna miss you all when i'm gone. *sigh* i don't want to leave. :( 

i'm pissed off because whenever i eat something, acne just wants to happen. screw acne!

i went to the gym today to work on my summer physique. you can never start to early. and don't forget it is hot-tub season all you fatty cakes who think you can stuff your faces with christmas spirit aka ham and cake. keep in mind the hot-tub. 

my head hurts from all the hate going on in this post. i'm gunna lighten things up abit.

2009 is coming right around the corner and i've got to think of some sweet resolutions. judging by this post, maybe i should learn to forgive and stop holding grudges. that's a good one. i'm gunna learn how to play the piano again. 

2 resolutions are planned. only 148 more to go till i'm normal. 

my new years resolution should just be simple: change everything. 

BREAKING NEWS:

the conclusion of parkerlyfe's hiatus

sorry about all the lame hiatus'. i SUCK at blogging apparently. 

i am so tired. i haven't fully recovered from saturday and i am still just a mess. 

this stupid parkerlyfe blog needs to get rid of britney and come up with a new layout. it's gunna happen soon.

hot tips: 

i'm moving out. 

if you haven't heard the latest parker goss, i'm done at urban outfitters on december 26th. the rumours are true. (not forever though)

i'm so happy i'm starting to make new friends, mainly because all my friends suck so bad. they really do.

i also realized this week i'm a really mean person, i'm not just mean i'm cruel. i need to fix that ASAP. i don't even realize i'm doing it...oh well. it's gunna happen. i can't wait for new years and all my resolutions. you know their gunna be good. 

KAY.

the golden post

this is my 50th post on parkerlyfe. time for champagne! do you really care?
i'm getting sick. damnit. my throat is so sore from the cold and the musical and i'm just a mess. i haven't been sick since march. this could be a sign that the end is near.

i'm really busy right now but i'll post alot more soon. tomorrow should be a big day!

meow

meow meow meow

hey all you big cats
it's 11:07, i got back from work some time ago, and i shouldn't be eating but instead i'm having cold eggrolls and i'm really enjoying them. i'll probably through them up after i drink a carton of milk.
so yesterday in parkerlyfe, i bought a really shiny suit which rules and makes me stand out from all the other fools that wear non-shiny suits. muahha. i really enjoy it and i wish i could wear it to work. no.
BUT i did get to wear my suit to Hairspray the musical, which i was with Lincole and Big Time Tones whose name has been officially changed to Sasha Fierce. :)
on my way home from last night's event, i took a cab ride with a nice arabic man with a beard whom i had a deep conversation with. he told me alot of sad stories about his life and how he has to little girls to feed at home and that's why he's working for the cab business. he used to be a truck driving but the economy kicked his ass. damn bush. i won't get into what he started to rave about next (bush), even though i could barely understand him through the muffle of his face muff. i just smiled.
at work today, i saw my friend from montreal which was really random but awesome considering i haven't seen her in quite a few months, possibly an entire year! EEEEK!!!!!!!!!! so yeah, good stuff.
i've managed to blast up my accounting mark and i might have managed to maneuver/cheat my way to a C+ from an I. congrats to me!
horrible news everyone. i think Molly the hobo died. if you have any doubts, you can even ask louise! why do i think this? the other day, i saw her enjoying some Hershey chocolate which i'm sure she saved up for for days. she was really enjoying it and i thought maybe it was the start of my good friend Molly to get her life back.
today, however, i find Molly face down on the street, not moving at 3:00 pm. her new sign which probably was going to say like "poor and homeless. sincerely molly." was only have done and i swear she was just lying there motionless. THEEEEEEEN louise and i were chatting and she said she saw her in the exact same position at 1:00 pm!

god please don't let it be true.

on my way back to the skytrain, Molly who always sits her in normal spot everyday, was no where to be found. oh molly, if you read parkerlyfe please comment and let me know you're alive and please start working at Urban. you get sweet discounts!

i have absolutely no idea when my rehearsals are this week i'm a big disorganized mess. whatever. who cares.
jen kenny is home!
JEN KENNY IS BACK! YES! :) she probably forgot all about me. oh well it happens. tears :(

i've decided in 2009 i'm going to have a signature look. what it will be i'm not sure. i'll come up with something.

good night earth. parkerlyfe must sleep.